...there was once an innocent blonde... "I've pranced around in front of the entire school at pep rallies, without really knowing what the hell pep is! I've listened to clack and prattle about car washes and dogsitting and dance-athons until I swear I'm gonna puke up my homemade Spirit cookies! And despite the itch on my ass that I know I'm getting from this polyester molest-me skirt, I've done it all with a smile on my face." |